Testimonial

Mike Peace
customer

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear.

Adam Harold
customer

We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping.

Richard Knight
customer

I just told you! You've killed me! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid.

Theodor Hipster
customer

What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

John Brown
customer

Professor, make a woman out of me. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

Jimmy Geek
customer

It must be wonderful. I can explain. It's very valuable. That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.